"Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't."
DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY ON MY BEHALF. I'm relieved, proud and happy that President Bush won the election and I worked even harder than you. Obviously.
When historians look back on this election in 100 years your "apology" and groveling will look sillier than it does today. Your language is as offensive as your lack of manners and I am ashamed that you are called Americans and I am relieved beyond measure that you and your friends have been relegated to irrelevancy.