The Difference Between Democrats and Republicans

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber
replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I'm doing community service this week" The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the
barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry,
I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up
there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting
for him at his door.

Later! A Republican comes in for a haircut, and when
he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your
Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut,and when he
goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm
sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very
happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the
barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats
lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between left and right.